The following is a conversation that begun with me discussing an awesome dream that turned into an interesting quick analysis of dreams and general weirdness. We talked about it for the lulz. enjoy ^.^
Sir_Real: ok since everyone is here we can now discuss the dream i had last night lol
Sir_Real: i dreamt i could levitate stuff 0.0
TCMTroll: ive had flying dreams, but could never levitate other stuff
smithereens: what did you levitate?
Sir_Real: and i was like throwing pencils at my friends and family with my mind lol
Sir_Real: then there were other kids sitting next to me who could levitate junk
smithereens: i have dreams of driving a car but its like a videogame
Sir_Real: but they were no match for me
DanJay: sir_real the x-man
Sir_Real: this lead me to google "how to levitate stuff" xD
Sir_Real: and i stumbled across this nifty how to guide
Sir_Real: k hang on
Sir_Real: its in my book marks :3
smithereens: leave it to the new zealanders
Sir_Real: lol cant trust em over there
smithereens: oh god
smithereens: taking forever to load
Sir_Real: lol step 1: Charge your physical body with energy.
DanJay: forest technique eh?
Sir_Real: how the hell do i charge mah body?
DanJay: haha step 12
DanJay: open your eyes
Sir_Real: lol in your own time
Sir_Real: no pressure, just levitating something xD
sosick: press f4 and alt on keyboard it will charge your body
Sir_Real: very funny sosick, btw hows your gay stalker?
sosick: i muted him
sosick: i havent heard from him since
Sir_Real: he'll be back :3
sosick: maybe he found someone new
Sir_Real: sosick go here: http://www.wingmakers.co.nz/Levitation.html
Sir_Real: learn how to levitate lol
DanJay: If you want stay in the forest and practice this exercise then do so. If you don't want to stay in the forest just open your eyes
Sir_Real: lol i do step 1 all day errday: get comfortable and relax
sosick: okStep OneCharge your physical body with energy. its says
Sir_Real: ima chargin mah body!
sosick: how do you do that
Sir_Real: get in the forest and hold a stone or something
sosick: i dont understand step 2
Sir_Real: lol i wonder why
DanJay: basically teaches you how to have an imagination
DanJay: close your eyes and imagine stuff
Sir_Real: lol i call bs
TCMTroll: anyway, there are techniques you can do to induce lucid dreaming, where you can control your dreams like you did
Sir_Real: omg do tell
TCMTroll: sounds fun, but takes practice
Sir_Real: we are delving into the SURREAL
TCMTroll: 1st step i think they say is whenever you have or remember a dream, like if you wake up in middle of night is to write it down
DanJay: its called hypercalcemic
TCMTroll: keep some dream journal
Sir_Real: ugh i hate homework
DanJay: you dream while awake
DanJay: and also die
TCMTroll: http://www.dreamviews.com/section/induc ... niques-12/
sosick: one time i dreamt malkin was in my room and he said the new power wep was fist
sosick: it was so cool
Sir_Real: better do this in an inprivate browsing window less my parents think im a nutjob
smithereens: so im back
Sir_Real: smithereens we're discussing dream control now
sosick: my dreams are very crazy
smithereens: oh wow
DanJay: you're missing out
TCMTroll: lol and they would
smithereens: ok i CANNOT control my dreams
Silske: thats because you're always drunk
smithereens: unless its like that inbetween dream awake status
sosick: one time i dreamt that i was a summer pirate
TCMTroll: anyone had the dream where you can jump extremely high until you get so high and bump into an imaginary ceiling?
smithereens: when i am truly asleep i am just watching myself do stuf
TCMTroll: then slam down and bounce? its pretty cool
Sir_Real: well iv dreamt i could levitate stuff xD
sosick: i died alot in my dreams
Sir_Real: i drowned in my dream once
Silske: haha dying in dreams is fun
smithereens: lol jumping
TCMTroll: ive been shot many times, never died
Silske: i always come back next episode
sosick: me too
TCMTroll: felt tickly, always wake up right after
smithereens: you actually died?
Silske: irl no lol
DanJay: have you faught in a dream but cant hit hard its weird
smithereens: ^ always
DanJay: slow punches and such
smithereens: everything is slow
Sir_Real: i had a dream i was robbed by a hobo lol
sosick: one time i dreamt that i was doing stuff i should not be doing till i was 18 but then i woke up and my boxers were all wet
Silske: no when i fight in my dreams people end up decapitated
TCMTroll: i remember fighting 2 vampires when i was young in a mansion; i ripped a pillar holding up ceiling and bashed them with it
TCMTroll: pretty epic stuff
Dorotea05: That is a lie
Silske: i destroyed my college by flicking the wall in one dream
Silske: too much dbz
smithereens: wasnt that in van helsing?
TCMTroll: it was a dream
Dorotea05: I know, i have a downloadable internet lie detector.
TCMTroll: idk was it?
smithereens: haha idk
smithereens: whoa destroying your college?
Sir_Real: i love how this turned into psyche 101 lol
TCMTroll: i know why i had it though, my step dad used to give me zerbits on my neck, and 1 of the vampires was him and he was biting my neck
smithereens: well if were getting into dreams we should analyze
Dorotea05: I'm sorry oza
Dorotea05: Dun hit me
ozakis: dont b
ozakis: i was askin for it
Silske: just go look up dream theory instead of analyzing my brain smithy
TCMTroll: neck biting happened a lot in my nightmares; ronald mcdonald, the lady from murder she wrote..
smithereens: neck biting ay?
smithereens: lets analyze
DanJay: look at it this way
Silske: i have a hickey-sized mark on my neck thats been there my whole life
TCMTroll: Freud would say its an oedipal complex
Silske: people keep asking me about it
smithereens: opens dream analyzing book
TCMTroll: mark of the beast
sosick: lets stay out here and talk
DanJay: getting bit by vampired in a way means you are wanted albeit for your blood
Silske: good trolling genes
smithereens: like to pass blood?
DanJay: killing these vampires who wanted tcmt may be an indication that he didnt want to be wanted
TCMTroll: *breaks down crying*
smithereens: but one was his uncle or somethign?
TCMTroll: how much do i owe you
smithereens: maybe something about family responsibilities?
DanJay: perhaps he wasnt wanted as a child because of his obsession with vampires
Silske: he was picked on for reading twilight
Silske: rightfully so
DanJay: for real tho, he was killing vampires by knocking down a ceiling in a mansion
smithereens: wouldnt that be in the now
DanJay: so he was in control
sosick: he was van helsing
TCMTroll: yeah my earliest lucid dream i still remember
DanJay: maybe you didnt feel like you were in control unless in a dream