Funny Chat logs.

[Bndbyplyrply]

Post your funny chat logs here!

Bndbyplyrply: CURE?! You, CURED ME?!
Emoninja23: hm..exactly how high r u?:P
Bndbyplyrply: This is an abomination!:o
Brian21: hes on cloud nine
Bndbyplyrply: I think I ate something not good for mai tummy, it make me happy :3
Bndbyplyrply: No dwugs
Bndbyplyrply: i fink its potatoes..
Brian21: :O
Brian21: you ate whimpy
Emoninja23: xD
Bndbyplyrply: ya, and her famili
Bndbyplyrply: or his*
Brian21: her
Brian21: you at all them jelly beans too :O
Emoninja23: u ate jellybeaners? O.o
Bndbyplyrply: Nu, they taste like... Bad.. Stuff >:O
Emoninja23: i'd lik to taste them
Bndbyplyrply: Purvert
Brian21: haha
Emoninja23:
Bndbyplyrply: GET OUT NAO
Bndbyplyrply: Im leaving myself to die ;____;
Emoninja23: and i thought i was suicidal O.o
Andreib: 3
Bndbyplyrply: if sum one roar me in nevil, i giv them present..
Brian21: $100 :O
Brian21:
Emoninja23: ima merc, i dont roar, i get roars >.>
Brian21: haha
Bndbyplyrply: AH OMFG WHO IS THAT
Bndbyplyrply: WTF
Brian21: bwahaha
Brian21:
Bndbyplyrply: Oh, wait.. Thats my sister.
Bndbyplyrply:
Emoninja23: is she single? O.o
Andreib: gz
Bndbyplyrply: Emo, again. PURVERT!D:
Brian21: haha
Emoninja23: ;P
Brian21: is she hot? :O
Bndbyplyrply: WHATS WRONG WIV YOU
Emoninja23: age plz
Bndbyplyrply: EWW THATS MAI SISTER D:
Brian21: haha
Brian21: ill take that as a yes
Andreib: gz
Emoninja23: can i hav her number? ^.^
Bndbyplyrply: Age- 15, Nationality- I don't know , Personal Comment- GTFO MY SISTER
Emoninja23: O.o 15
Bndbyplyrply: I also have a 16 year old sister, and a 19 year old sister :p
Brian21: ill take the 16 year old shes my age
Emoninja23: <-14
Bndbyplyrply: EWW ALL OF U STOP LIEKIN MA SISTERS EWWW WTF GTFO
Brian21: but you said they was hot :O
Emoninja23: guess i'll try 4 the 15 year old
Bndbyplyrply: Anyway, if you went out wiv ma sisters, you'd know me, you wouldn't want that..
Bndbyplyrply: brb
Brian21: haha why?
Emoninja23: <-is hopeing he's getting his sister's #'s
Brian21: same
Bndbyplyrply: OI, IM BACK, PURV
Bndbyplyrply: Oh, btw this is ma new puppy
Bndbyplyrply: http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2430/imag0054copy1.jpg
*ikillyou1409* just bought a level 130 shammy plan on having fun with it in fla ^_^
Emoninja23: i'd rater c ur sister O.o
Emoninja23: rather*
Brian21: me too D:
Brian21: small dog
Bndbyplyrply: Sasparella!:D
*Bndbyplyrply* Everyone in my run is practically hitting on my sisters D: HALP ME D:
*Brian21*
*hedless* haha
*mula2377* i wasted all my money cuz today is 4 20
*Brian21* weed day D:
*Dorkle* Lolz
*Bndbyplyrply* Weed* like it if you didn't do that
Brian21: pearls
Emoninja23: shiny
*Brian21* i dont do it >.>
Bndbyplyrply: Dont make me think of pokemon now you hear?
Emoninja23: i wanna b te very best ^^
Bndbyplyrply: AARG
Brian21: that no one ever was
Bndbyplyrply: DU DA DUUN
Emoninja23: to catch them is my real dream
Bndbyplyrply: Quest*
Bndbyplyrply:
Emoninja23: n to train them is my..test?
Bndbyplyrply: Cause*
Bndbyplyrply: POKEMAN! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (So truuuuuuueee)
Bndbyplyrply: Our courage will puuulll uuss throouugh
Emoninja23: blah, just go buy an action replay
Bndbyplyrply: LOL

[TheMilkyMilk]

Um, Exactly how high are you?

[Bndbyplyrply]

Um, Exactly how high are you?

Seriously, I do have my.. Special moments..

[monstert]

haha, bnd and his "special moments"...... hehehheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAAH *dies of laughter* X.x

[gerfeetty]

Brian21: you ate whimpy.

Rofll.

[whimpypotato]

I had noticed that there was no topic for this awhile back, and have already lost multiple share-worthy snippets of chatter. But NO MORE. I have decided to create a topic in hopes it will catch on. Perhaps screen-shots for shorter conversations and copy-paste magic for longer ones?

(Mods/Admins/Powers-that-Be I will not take it personally if you decide this topic is inappropriate and decide to delete it... nor should you care if I did--take it personally, that is-- I suppose, but ah well)

[whimpypotato]

Strangeness Happens in Plimouth
(extraneous comments removed)

MunkkiPossu: oops..
MunkkiPossu: wrong chat
snow_bound: fail
whimpypotato: noobs
whimpypotato:
MunkkiPossu: pfft whimpy... u didnt say that i am noob last night!! D:
Xilo: boom!
whimpypotato: yeah, but that was just because i wanted my sink fixed.
whimpypotato: it is hard to find a good plumber these days...
Xilo:
MunkkiPossu:
whimpypotato: here have a cookie (::)

[Xilo]

this happen a couple hours ago. Normal chat and me and munkki were pvp'ing. Was there a problem?

[whimpypotato]

No, silly. It was comical. And slightly confounding. And it was a chat conversation. Hence, the post.

[IWX]

Merged into existing thread. Bndbyplyrply beat ya

[whimpypotato]

DANG YOU BND!!!!!

[fishypoo]

moral of the chat: never ask summer bbq to help w/ FLA

*fishypoo* anything any of you wanna do?
*fishypoo* something brainless for me is preferred
*byounger* nta run ?
*fishypoo* hmmmm can we do something easier? lol
*Pyrated* Well we can't do fla, Fishy will kill us all
*byounger* fla ?
*fishypoo* lol
*fishypoo* what p said
*byounger* oh yeah lol
*fishypoo* esp. if i'm not paying too much attn
*Pyrated* Actually, let's run fla
*fishypoo* hahahahha
*Pyrated* We can bet on who gets killed first and such
fishypoo: ok! time to kill my guildies
fishypoo: :D
*fishypoo* and lucky for you i can't 2-box
*Pyrated* Aww then we could have seen who would win. Fishy or Porty.
*fishypoo* hahaha
*fishypoo* i haven't even got a mouse at this moment
*Dorotea05* i know
*Dorotea05* we all get in diff servers, invite anyone not in BBQ to help us run FLA
*fishypoo* lolz
*Dorotea05* whoever finishes first wins
*fishypoo* nono
*fishypoo* whoever kills the rest of their team first wins!
*Dorotea05*
*Dorotea05* but that's messed up
*fishypoo* hahahah
*fishypoo* it's inevitable w/ us, hto
*Dorotea05* most of my friends are girls and they will delete me!
*Pyrated* Fishysmash!!

[thebestcandy]

This was something on chatango chat:

Purplerose13: Boo!!
SoulRagnarok: that one
Vampire1972: oh no its elmo
Lulubug: eek
Thebestcandy: yes?
Purplerose13: My boo <3
Lulubug: gets up from nap
Thebestcandy: lol
Lulubug: an then goes a hides in tree
Purplerose13: i love y boo!
Purplerose13: you
Purplerose13:
Thebestcandy: D:
Lulubug: puts shield around tree
Lulubug: an doesnt let any1 in
Thebestcandy: *flies on top of tree*
Thebestcandy: D: my pet birdy was in that tree!
XXKuroHanaXx: *hears birdy flying away in the distance*
XXKuroHanaXx: i think thats your bird >.>
Thebestcandy: *looks* thats.. thats a plane
XXKuroHanaXx: no im pretty sure its a bird..
XXKuroHanaXx: or UNDERDOG D:
Thebestcandy: omg UNDERDOG D:
Brukalian: its me
Thebestcandy: i knew it!
XXKuroHanaXx: bruk, its underdog
XXKuroHanaXx: im sure it is.
XXKuroHanaXx: how many rooms to the tree stump?
XXKuroHanaXx: :[
Vampire1972: -falls-
Lulubug: ugg
Lulubug: you fell on me

Lol.. its kinda random, and now my hand hurts of copy-pasting them, so thats all im putting.

[Brian201]

I remeber that chat!
Good times!

[Sir_Real]

The following is a conversation that begun with me discussing an awesome dream that turned into an interesting quick analysis of dreams and general weirdness. We talked about it for the lulz. enjoy ^.^

Sir_Real: ok since everyone is here we can now discuss the dream i had last night lol
smithereens: haha
Sir_Real: i dreamt i could levitate stuff 0.0
smithereens: whoa
TCMTroll: nice
TCMTroll: ive had flying dreams, but could never levitate other stuff
smithereens: what did you levitate?
Sir_Real: and i was like throwing pencils at my friends and family with my mind lol
smithereens: wow
Sir_Real: then there were other kids sitting next to me who could levitate junk
smithereens: i have dreams of driving a car but its like a videogame
Sir_Real: but they were no match for me
DanJay: sir_real the x-man
smithereens: haha
Sir_Real: this lead me to google "how to levitate stuff" xD
smithereens: bahaha
DanJay: ha
Sir_Real: and i stumbled across this nifty how to guide
smithereens: post
smithereens: nao!
Sir_Real: k hang on
Sir_Real: its in my book marks :3
smithereens: XD
Sir_Real: http://www.wingmakers.co.nz/Levitation.html
smithereens: nana
smithereens: leave it to the new zealanders
Sir_Real: lol cant trust em over there
smithereens: haha
smithereens: oh god
smithereens: taking forever to load
Sir_Real: lol step 1: Charge your physical body with energy.
DanJay: forest technique eh?
Sir_Real: how the hell do i charge mah body?
DanJay: haha step 12
DanJay: open your eyes
Sir_Real: lol in your own time
DanJay: XD
Sir_Real: no pressure, just levitating something xD
sosick: press f4 and alt on keyboard it will charge your body
Sir_Real: very funny sosick, btw hows your gay stalker?
sosick: i muted him
sosick: i havent heard from him since
Sir_Real: he'll be back :3
sosick: maybe he found someone new
Sir_Real: sosick go here: http://www.wingmakers.co.nz/Levitation.html
Sir_Real: learn how to levitate lol
DanJay: If you want stay in the forest and practice this exercise then do so. If you don't want to stay in the forest just open your eyes
DanJay: ha
Sir_Real: lol i do step 1 all day errday: get comfortable and relax
DanJay: bahaha
sosick: okStep OneCharge your physical body with energy. its says
Sir_Real: ima chargin mah body!
sosick: how do you do that
Sir_Real: get in the forest and hold a stone or something
sosick: i dont understand step 2
Sir_Real: lol i wonder why
DanJay: basically teaches you how to have an imagination
DanJay: close your eyes and imagine stuff
DanJay: viola!
DanJay: levitation
Sir_Real: lol i call bs
TCMTroll: anyway, there are techniques you can do to induce lucid dreaming, where you can control your dreams like you did
Sir_Real: omg do tell
TCMTroll: sounds fun, but takes practice
Sir_Real: we are delving into the SURREAL
TCMTroll: 1st step i think they say is whenever you have or remember a dream, like if you wake up in middle of night is to write it down
DanJay: its called hypercalcemic
TCMTroll: keep some dream journal
Sir_Real: ugh i hate homework
DanJay: you dream while awake
DanJay: and also die
TCMTroll: http://www.dreamviews.com/section/induc ... niques-12/
sosick: one time i dreamt malkin was in my room and he said the new power wep was fist
sosick: it was so cool
Sir_Real: better do this in an inprivate browsing window less my parents think im a nutjob
smithereens: so im back
Sir_Real: smithereens we're discussing dream control now
sosick: my dreams are very crazy
smithereens: oh wow
DanJay: you're missing out
TCMTroll: lol and they would
smithereens: ok i CANNOT control my dreams
Silske: thats because you're always drunk
smithereens: unless its like that inbetween dream awake status
Silske: drunky
smithereens:
sosick: one time i dreamt that i was a summer pirate
TCMTroll: anyone had the dream where you can jump extremely high until you get so high and bump into an imaginary ceiling?
Silske: nope
smithereens: when i am truly asleep i am just watching myself do stuf
TCMTroll: then slam down and bounce? its pretty cool
Sir_Real: well iv dreamt i could levitate stuff xD
sosick: i died alot in my dreams
Sir_Real: i drowned in my dream once
Silske: haha dying in dreams is fun
smithereens: lol jumping
TCMTroll: ive been shot many times, never died
Silske: i always come back next episode
sosick: lol
sosick: me too
TCMTroll: felt tickly, always wake up right after
smithereens: wait
smithereens: you actually died?
Silske: irl no lol
DanJay: have you faught in a dream but cant hit hard its weird
smithereens: ^ always
DanJay: slow punches and such
smithereens: everything is slow
Sir_Real: i had a dream i was robbed by a hobo lol
sosick: one time i dreamt that i was doing stuff i should not be doing till i was 18 but then i woke up and my boxers were all wet
Silske: no when i fight in my dreams people end up decapitated
TCMTroll: i remember fighting 2 vampires when i was young in a mansion; i ripped a pillar holding up ceiling and bashed them with it
TCMTroll: pretty epic stuff
smithereens: haha
Dorotea05: That is a lie
Silske: i destroyed my college by flicking the wall in one dream
Silske: too much dbz
smithereens: wasnt that in van helsing?
TCMTroll: it was a dream
Dorotea05: I know, i have a downloadable internet lie detector.
TCMTroll: idk was it?
Dorotea05: :O
smithereens: haha idk
ozakis: lol
smithereens: whoa destroying your college?
Sir_Real: i love how this turned into psyche 101 lol
sosick: lol
TCMTroll: i know why i had it though, my step dad used to give me zerbits on my neck, and 1 of the vampires was him and he was biting my neck
smithereens: well if were getting into dreams we should analyze
Dorotea05: I'm sorry oza
Dorotea05: Dun hit me (
ozakis: dont b
ozakis: i was askin for it
Silske: just go look up dream theory instead of analyzing my brain smithy
TCMTroll: neck biting happened a lot in my nightmares; ronald mcdonald, the lady from murder she wrote..
DanJay: ha
DanJay: Xd
smithereens: haha
Dorotea05:
smithereens: neck biting ay?
smithereens: lets analyze
DanJay: look at it this way
Silske: i have a hickey-sized mark on my neck thats been there my whole life
TCMTroll: Freud would say its an oedipal complex
Silske: people keep asking me about it
smithereens: opens dream analyzing book
smithereens: **
TCMTroll: mark of the beast
sosick: lets stay out here and talk
Silske: haha
DanJay: getting bit by vampired in a way means you are wanted albeit for your blood
DanJay: however
smithereens: haha
smithereens: mating?
Silske: good trolling genes
smithereens: like to pass blood?
DanJay: killing these vampires who wanted tcmt may be an indication that he didnt want to be wanted
TCMTroll: *breaks down crying*
smithereens: but one was his uncle or somethign?
DanJay: ha
TCMTroll: how much do i owe you
smithereens: maybe something about family responsibilities?
DanJay: perhaps he wasnt wanted as a child because of his obsession with vampires
TCMTroll: (-_\\)
smithereens: haha
Silske: he was picked on for reading twilight
Silske: rightfully so
DanJay: ha
smithereens: umm
DanJay: for real tho, he was killing vampires by knocking down a ceiling in a mansion
smithereens: wouldnt that be in the now
DanJay: so he was in control
sosick: he was van helsing
TCMTroll: yeah my earliest lucid dream i still remember
DanJay: maybe you didnt feel like you were in control unless in a dream
Silske: TCMBuffy
TCMTroll: heh

[TheyCallMeTroll]

[MetraRocket]

I wasn't here for this convo...thanks to Aliciaa for saving

The reason he wasn't allowed on our GS* was b/c riff raff showed up and were being annoying...I mistakenly thought they ported to Zoom....they had not and all sanctions have been lifted.

aliciaa: yay zoomie
Julion: hey zoom
Lordclown: Hai zoom
zoomanjwg: hi, not allowed to run
Lordclown: aww
zoomanjwg: metrarocket: I don't think zoom's allowed on 64 anymore
zoomanjwg: :/
aliciaa:
Lordclown: I was about to say we was fine with zoom here
Julion: D:
Lordclown: and that we would get to the boss without any deathes
Lordclown: she said 64
Lordclown: we could go to 65
zoomanjwg: lol
Julion: 65 it is
aliciaa: to 65

Aliciaa: At least he listens...


*GS number changed to preserve peacefulness.

[Typoes]

A Chat By Myself

Me: Hahaha I am talking to myself
Me: I am bored
Me: Someone give me a cookie
Me: Please give me a cookie?
Me: Fine you meanie I will draw my own
Me: Yumnomyumnomyumnom paper tastes good!
Me: Gah now I want human meat
Me: Cannibalism!
Me: Ahh the urge is so strong!
Me: MUST HAVE HUMAN
Me: Yum cannibalism is goodddddddddd .
Me: My tummy has tummy troubles
Me: Brb gonna go use the toilet
Me: Hmhmhmhmhmhm (humming while peeing)
Me: Ahhhhh! Random girl in the bathroom!
Me: Ohh hey they look scarred for life XD
Me: Opps they just fainted...
Me: Ok in the nice little fridge Ii will put you or...
Me: MORE HUMAN MEAT
Me: Nomnomnomnomnom. Yum yum
Me: Ok now I will give these bones to my dog
Me: Come here nice little doggy-woggy
Me: (dog comes and swallows bones)
Me: Ehh I was gonna feed you those bones but I guess you could swallow them
Me: Go fetch boy! (Random fetch comes out of SS2 game on computer window
Fetch: ME WANT HUMAN MEAT
Me: Wait you can't eat me yet I have to get on my armor and weapon
Me: Here uhh...go eat my pet watch dog for now
Fetch: Ok but still want human meat
Me: Sure sure just go and let me gear up
Me: (Thinks in game so goes and get pillow armor and a plastic butter knife)
Me: Ok that fetch is fake so I could probably kill him with this
Me: (goes down and sees he ate my pet watch dog)
Me: Are you still hungry?
Fetch: Yes come and let me eat you
Me: Hmm...(throws knife but it does straight through him)
Me: Shoot...(gets eaten by fetch)
Me: (calls friends on cell phone) Hey guys can you come to my house with some armor and weapon and kill the fetch?
Friends: Ok we are at your house at the game where are you?
Me: (says nothing because is eaten)
Me: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Me: Ohh it was a dream
Me: (sees fetch and faints)
Me: (while fainting sees the other girl who he ate who fainted so he eats her again)

[Bndbyplyrply]

Merged into existing thread. Bndbyplyrply beat ya

;-; IWX out to get my threads.

[Ensiferum]

IWX has da mod status! He can stomp his dirty boots over any thread he wants!